We didn’t hit it off the first time that we met
But then I found that you weren’t easy to forget
We never had a lot in common, probably better off apart
But that’s all changed now that you’ve given me your heart.
Over time I came to understand
That your every wish was really my command
I always figured that for you and me, no love could ever start
But then one night I opened up your heart.
You’ve given me your heart and I’m the luckiest of men
I’ll have you with me always as a lover and a friend
I gaze into your eyes most every night
The past is gone, we never fuss or fight
And now I’m happy in our humble little home
Because I know your heart is mine and mine alone.
No one would think you’d ever be with me
So when they find your bones I won’t have company
Your liver’s in the freezer, and here’s the greatest part
I’m the only man alive that has your heart.
I’m the only man alive that has your heart.